Per Deadspin, this photo of a matador in Spain pretty much tops any list of worst sports injuries:

Yes, the bull’s horn is exactly where you think it is.

Yeesh. If you thought Ian Laperriere’s injury was nasty…well, it was, but this is on quite another level.

As Hemingway said, “There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing and mountaineering; all the rest all merely games.” Hard to disagree.